Saturday, October 31, 2009

Sporting Rants and Raves: October 31, 2009

Happy 58th Birthday to Mr. Nick Saban, widely considered a trickster to many in the NFL and a treat to LSU and Alabama. A one-time head coach of the Miami Dolphins (2005-06), he claimed on 12/21/2006 'I'm not going to be Alabama's coach.' And then on 1/3/2007, he accepted the Alabama offer. But it's difficult to argue with his success in the college ranks at 118-50-1.

Trivia of the Week
Saban is considered part of this man's coaching tree. Extra Credit: For which two NFL teams did Saban act as Defensive Back coach and Defensive Coordinator respectively?

Answers to October 24's Trivia of the Week
Y.A. Tittle was the first of 7 quarterbacks to achieve consecutive 30-touchdown passing seasons. Name 4 of the remaining 6. Steve Bartkowski, Brett Favre, Dan Fouts, Dan Marino, Peyton Manning, and Jeff Garcia

Game 3 of World Series delayed by rain
Waiting. The pitcher responsible for closing out the Angels in the ALCS is waiting for his first post-season start in Philly. The fans are waiting to see if some of the sluggers come alive in game 3. The Yanks are waiting to see if they can rise to the top yet again. The Phillies are waiting to see if they can knock off a fabled franchise. We're all just waiting...

Rutgers stuns UConn 28-24 in final seconds
Alas, the Huskies drop another. An irony of ironies, it came at the hands of one of Darren Jasper's best friends from Miami, Mr. Tim Brown. No, not that Tim Brown. Rutger's Tim Brown who caught the go-ahead pass with 22 seconds remaining in the 4th quarter.

Upset Alert - NCAA Football
Mississippi (24) started with a 7-0 lead. Then it was 7-3. But in the second quarter, the Tigers scored their first TD. And they didn't relinquish that lead. Auburn 33 - Mississippi 20.

UNC pulls it out against Virginia Tech (14) with a field goal on the final play in the 4th. UNC 20 - VA Tech 17.

In the Big East, South Florida slowed West Virginia (20) with a convincing victory. S Florida 30 - West Virginia 19.

TD's NFL Picks - Week 8
Okay, let's do this one rapid fire. I'm sitting squarely at 57% accuracy, which is where I sat last year after the playoffs. Let's see if I can change that for the better...

Denver @ Baltimore
Good game in Baltimore tomorrow. Denver brings an undefeated record. Baltimore's looking to tarnish it. The Ravens have the defense. They even have the offense. But they're just not on the right page. TD chooses: Denver Broncos

St. Louis @ Detroit
Wah, wah, waaah... Or ho hum, if you'd like. TD chooses: Detroit Lions

Seattle @ Dallas
That was a pretty convincing win for the Cowboys coming out of the bye against Atlanta. And that was a terrible loss to the Cardinals two weeks ago for the Hawks. Add to that the loss of Jones and Tatupu, and I think we have ourselves a whoopin of Seattle. TD chooses: Dallas Cowboys

Cleveland @ Chicago
I'm thinking Cleveland should plead no contest. And they deserve it based on their latest choice for coach. TD chooses: Chicago Bears

Houston @ Buffalo
A fascinating game, even if I don't care particularly much. Andre Johnson, injured. Trent Edwards, ineffective. Matt Schaub, not too shabby. Owen Daniels, catching TDs right and left. Buffalo's won 2 straight. So has Houston. I'd say Houston's wins are more impressive. And even though Johnson will be out, TD still chooses: Houston Texans

Minnesota @ Green Bay
Some would argue that this is the game of the week. Divisional rivals. Favre returns. So tired of Favre. And I've officially gone from indifferent to dislike when it comes to the Minnesota Vikings. Don't have a good reason for it. Just a gut feel. I suggest the Packers take some notes from that Pittsburgh game. But I don't think it will help all that much. TD chooses: Minnesota Vikings

Miami @ New York Jets
Didn't we just do this tango in Miami? Can the Jets renew their winning ways, even if it was only Oakland? Can the Dolphins swim past a struggling Sanchez? I'm betting on the latter. The swimming - well, what else do Dolphins do anyway? TD chooses: Miami Dolphins

San Francisco @ Indianapolis
I know San Fran's a good team, but I expect Manning will make them look pedestrian at best. They need Singletary in his prime to compete. And even then, I don't think it would make much of a difference. TD chooses: Indianapolis Colts

Jacksonville @ Tennessee
Young will start, but I'm not convinced that will mean a win. Too many problems in the land of the Volunteers. Jacksonville has the added bonus of coming off a bye, although I'm not particularly impressed with the 41-0 blowout and the too close win against the Rams. Eh, TD chooses: Jacksonville Jaguars

Oakland @ San Diego
The Raiders gave the Bolts a run for their money in the first game of the season. It even lead me to suggest that the Raiders could be on the road to recovery. But, no. They aren't. Instead, I think we'll see San Diego lambaste the silver and black. TD chooses: San Diego Chargers

Carolina @ Arizona
Could it be that the Cardinals are coming alive again? And not just their O but their D too. Carolina, meanwhile, is up and down. Up against poor teams. Down against mediocre to good teams. So much for parity. TD chooses: Arizona Cardinals

New York Giants @ Philadelphia
Well, Philly should be an interesting place tomorrow. Game 4 of the series and this game all in the same rather unimpressive urban space. And Philly will play New York in both games. What will be the outcome of the Series? Well, now at 3-0, I'm a bit concerned about the Yanks. I'm not as concerned about the Jints. I think they can pull it off. TD chooses: New York Football Giants

New Orleans @ Atlanta
I wish Atlanta had pulled that game off against Dallas. But alas, no. So, now we see divisional rivals going against each other in a rather important game for both teams. I think New Orleans has the big mo at this moment. TD chooses: New Orleans Saints

There ya have it. The game's now 3-2 and going strong. Please remember that there is no Sunday night football game tomorrow. And that you need to put your clocks back an hour this evening. Until next I write, happy sporting...

Thursday, October 29, 2009

3WW (Incubate, Nightmare, Vanity): Dog Days

Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. No characters are based on real people, whether living or dead. Any resemblance to a real person is pure coincidence.

St. Paul says that it's when you're weakest that you're strongest. Or something like that. I'm not really religious, but that line has stuck with me since the night when I realized it was true.

It was late 2008. Sometime in October. I had just broken up with my boyfriend - and the father of my two kids - because I found out he was cheating. It was the second time with the same woman. Hell no, I said to him when he came looking to make up. I kicked his ass out of my life.

A few weeks later I got called to a meeting at work. At four on a Friday. You see where this is going. They told me they were downsizing. Laying me off. I'd worked there as an admin for like seven years, and they laid me off. They made sure to tell me I wasn't fired. So I could get unemployment. Thanks for not firing me, I told them.

I knew my benefits were going to run out so I made appointments for me and my kids to go to the doctor and dentist. Since I knew I couldn't pay for insurance and food too. And I had no idea when I would get another job. The kids were fine. But I wasn't. I found out I had AIDS. The doctor started talking about incubation periods and cocktails, but all I could think about was how I was going to kill that lying, cheating asshole who gave it to me.

I didn't kill him. But I thought about it. Loosening the lug nuts on his tires. Just doing one of those murder suicides. But I love my kids too much to do something like that.

I found out about that on a Wednesday. And so, I asked my mom to take the kids over the weekend so I could 'go out with friends'. I don't think she believe me, but she didn't push either. I dropped the kids off on Friday night and went back to the house that I couldn't afford. The mail had another eviction notice that I wasn't going to answer.

I went up to the bathroom and looked in the vanity mirror. I had big circles under my eyes; I couldn't even tell who it was looking back at me. It was all a nightmare. A never ending nightmare that I couldn't control. They say God doesn't give you any more than you can handle. Not what you think you can handle. But what you can handle. Well, I didn't think I could handle anything else.

Then I heard something downstairs. It sounded like scratching at the front door. Not normal. So, I went down to see what was up. I looked out the window and saw a couple guys with masks on. And it wasn't Halloween. Figures, I thought. Yeah, I didn't really react too badly. Just said 'figures' to myself. And thought about what I was going to do next. I had two thoughts. Let them come in and do whatever. Maybe kill me. Or rape me. Or just beat the hell out of me.

Then I thought, no, that's not who I am. I wasn't going to give up. Because I had worked too damn hard to be a good mom and a good person. And that's when it came to me. I have no idea where it came from, but I heard myself bark. Bark like that old freakin Rottweiler that lived next to us and that killed all the neighborhood cats. I barked again. Then I got on all fours and kept barking. And jumping up and down. And scratching at the door. I just let loose and did that for a good three or four minutes.

When I got up and looked out the window, there was no one there. No ski masks. No scratching. Nothing.

I went to the kitchen table and sat down. Took a pad and a pen and started writing. After about an hour of thinking and writing, I had my plan of attack. For getting a job. For going to school for nursing. For the man I wanted. For the house I wanted. And the car. And the college education for my kids. I just wrote it all down. And there it was.

Now, I have a job with good insurance. I'm going to school. I'm saving money. I live in an apartment with my kids. And I'm making it. All because out of nowhere I just started barking like a dog.

Monday, October 26, 2009

It's Personal: You Decide... St. Bridget's

It was the feast of St. Pius X. August 21, 2000. I was nearing the end of my time at St. Bridget's in Cheshire. A summer internship, if you will, before entering the seminary. The pastor, a priest for whom my uncles had been altar boys in West Haven, was a smart and happy man of Irish stock who ruled his roost absolutely and effectively. That's why it was such an honor for him to allow me to give the homily at a 7:30 a.m. Monday mass. Although not practice the Catholic Church technically allows, the pastor believed that the only way an aspiring priest could be good at giving homilies was to give them. It made sense to me. By late August, I had already given my fair share of homilies to the small Monday congregation. I can't say many of the homilies were particularly good; I was actually very nervous in my alb in front of even those few people. But, on August 21st, I stepped to the pulpit and delivered what was probably the best homily I had given during my short tenure. In fact, I had more than one parishioner tell me that it had brought them to tears. After the mass, a group of us went over to the small coffee shop across the street and enjoyed a cup of joe. The pastor and I then returned to the office to begin the day's work. The pastor immediately called me into his office and complimented me on the homily. I thanked him. Then, he smiled a big grin and said, 'But you do know that you just gave a homily about St. Rose of Lima and that today is the feast of St. Pius X. Don't worry, your secret's safe with me...'

I returned to St. Bridget's for Christmas in 2000 at the pastor's request. And because I felt that St. Bridget's felt more like my own parish at the time. The pastor welcomed me and grilled me about all the happenings at the seminary. He wanted to know which priests visited. And what I was learning. What I'd seen in Boston. And what I'd learned thus far. He then told me that he needed someone to help him at the Christmas masses, especially the Midnight Mass, which for whatever reason is not really at midnight in most parishes but at 10. I was, of course, more than happy to oblige. And so, we readied ourselves for the very special mass. The pastor wanted me to be the thurifer. In other words, the guy that holds the thurible. Okay, so the guy that swings the holy smoke. That help? I had acquired the knack at the seminary. A clean swing - like a pendulum - using a little wrist action in the right hand. So, we got the smoke smoking for the entrance and then I put the thurible aside. Well, it soon came time to add more incense to the thurible. The one problem was that I didn't know how it opened. The ones with which I was accustomed at the seminary had a piece on top that you could grab and lift. This one had no such piece. And I had no idea how to open it. So, I did the only thing I could at that moment. I lifted the metal with my bare fingers. For those of you who don't know, where there's smoke there's generally fire. And the embers in that thurible made touching the metal like touching a stove. I survived that first time. And then I had to do it again later in the mass. And then right before leaving. And no, I did not figure out how to life the lid - at least during the mass. The result? Fingertips that didn't heal for a month.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Sporting Rants and Raves: October 24, 2009

Happy 83rd Birthday to Mr. Yelberton Abraham Tittle, the Hall of Fame quarterback who played for the Baltimore Colts, San Francisco 49ers, and New York Football Giants. Although he never won an NFL Championship, he did get the G-men to the title game from 1961-1963. He retired in 1964 and now owns a California-based insurance company, which he started 40 years ago.

Trivia of the Week
Y.A. Tittle was the first of 7 quarterbacks to achieve consecutive 30-touchdown passing seasons. Name 4 of the remaining 6.

Answers to October 17's Trivia of the Week
In what year did Mr. Ernie Els win The Open Championship? 2002
Extra Credit: Which American golfer is tied for second most number of 'British Open' wins? Tom Watson How many did he win? 5 - 1975, 1977, 1980, 1982, 1983

Devine rallies No. 22 WVU past UConn 28-24
Since last I wrote the Sporting Rants and Raves column, a sad story has been reported across the country. A young man, a student and football player at the University of Connecticut, was killed at a party on the Storrs campus after the Louisville win. With one stab to Jasper Howard's stomach, another person took the 20-year old's life too soon. I hope they find the killer soon, as well as whomever is threatening potential witnesses - if not the killer himself. As for the game, UCONN played as inspired a game as they could have wished gaining 501 yards of total offense. Unfortunately, whether grieving or not, they simply could not overcome so many second half mistakes - a fumble, 3 interceptions, and 2 missed field goals. Still, they played. And as the sign in UCONN's visiting tunnel in West Virginia stated, today everyone's a Husky.

Game 6 of AL championship series postponed by rain
First, the umps have sucked. I'm a Yankees fan, tried and true. But Posada and Cano were both out at third. I acknowledge it. I couldn't believe it when I saw it. Yes, that ball was fair too. But all of you Yankee haters also have to agree that Swisher didn't go too early in that same game. In any case, here they are at 3-2. I think the Yanks can close em out in New York, but I'm not betting on anything. Not after 2004. Now we'll have to wait for tomorrow... Oh, P.S. Swisher, please get your head out of your...

TD's NFL Picks - Week 7
It's the seventh week. Terrible Monday Night game. There's a game in London. And my brain's mushed mulch from the GMAT. Onward, ho...

Chicago @ Cincinnati
I don't get the Bagels. Lost to Houston? Don't get me wrong, I think Houston is one of the best bad teams out there. It's because of Odom, I've heard. If so, then they're sunk cuz he ain't comin back. That would mean Chicago wins. Da Bears who have lost just about every linebacker they've had play this year. Ugh. Except that Benson wants revenge or something. This one ain't as easy as it didn't seem to be before I was going to choose. TD chooses: Chicago Bears

New England (kinda) @ Tampa
This is the London whopper. The venue is sold out; our brethren across the sea seem to enjoy the novelty value. Because that's all they're going to get from this one. Are they really trying to make the NFL popular in Europe, or is the league just tossing bones? TD chooses: New England Patriots

Indianapolis @ St. Louis
Story before the game: None. Story after the game: Colts 6-0. TD chooses: Indianapolis Colts

San Diego @ Kansas City
Easy, right? Chargers by a mile is my first instinct. And yet last year, they only beat the Chiefs by 1 point in each of their games. It's still a division game. And KC has the momentum after winning last week. I'm going to make a completely ridiculous pick. Remember, brain mush. TD chooses: Kansas City Chiefs

San Francisco @ Houston
Houston, we've fixed the problem. Yes, indeed. Their defense is actually playing the way everyone thought they might. Their offense too. San Fran, on the other hand, not so much even though they're still at the top of their division. I trust Singletary to get them back on track; having Gore in the lineup won't hurt either. But it'll be close. TD chooses: San Francisco 49ers

Green Bay @ Cleveland
The Seattle Seahawks have the 12th man. The Buffalo Bills have lake effect snow in the dead of winter. And the Green Bay Packers have the flu. No, they don't actually have the flu. Cleveland's players have the flu. But the Packers have the flu as an ally. Like the 12th man and... Oh, forget it. TD chooses: Green Bay Packers

Buffalo @ Carolina
Yes, Buffalo beat the Jets; please see 5 Sanchez INTs. Carolina won too, you know. Against Tampa, yes, I know. But how much better is Buffalo really? I think Carolina is still in the thick of the south, strangely. By the way, anyone know where T.O.'s home planet is? I think he finally returned there and left the human body on Earth. TD chooses: Carolina Panthers

New York Jets @ Oakland Raiders
Three weeks ago, this would have been a laughable game. Now, the Jets have sunk back into mediocrity, and the Raiders have a one-game winning streak after defeating the Iggles. This game honestly shouldn't be too difficult to decide. I think the Jets defense will decide it. And Sanchez may be handing off and / or throwing shorter passes come Sunday. TD chooses: New York Jets

Atlanta @ Dallas
A southern battle in the palace. Atlanta on a short week. Dallas on a short leash. Atlanta's the better team in 7 of 10 meetings. But there are those other 3. And when you combine that short week with Dallas' bye week, it seems like it could be one of those 3. But I don't want to choose Dallas. So, I won't. TD chooses: Atlanta Falcons

New Orleans @ Miami
Yes, I know. New Orleans beat the living snot out of the Jints last weekend. I've heard the condolences all week. Now New France goes to Miami to see if they can handle a Wildcat offense. And to see if Drew remains as hot as a Miami breeze. I think Miami can be competitive in this game. But the Saints are just too hot right now. TD chooses: New Orleans Saints with a warning. Beware peaking too soon in the season.

Arizona @ New York Giants
I'm almost glad I didn't see the game last weekend. A big game and what do the Jints do? Roll over. Why? Because they have a bunch of injuries in the defensive backfield and because they weren't at all disciplined. If that's the case, then they're potentially in BIG trouble this week, because Warner has the ability to pick apart the Giants defense. Of course, that always depends on which Cardinals team shows up. The one from the first half of last year's Super Bowl? Or the one from the second? I think the Jints are reeling right now. TD chooses: Arizona Cardinals

Philadelphia @ Washington
How is it that one of the biggest clunkers is on Monday Night this week? Yes, I know it's about NFC East rivals meeting on the big stage. But I don't want to see Washington play terribly. I also don't want to see a team that lost to the Raiders. I may very well not even watch the game. Still, I have to choose. TD chooses: Philadelphia Eagles

Game of the Week
Minnesota @ Pittsburgh
Again, one of the best games of the week - or at least it's expected to be - is on at 10 a.m. when I go to church. Oh well. The family will have to give me an update when I get out. Right, the game itself. Minnesota at 6-0 showed a few chinks in the armor last week. At least their defense did. You better believe that Tomlin's grinning a bit - he was their defensive coordinator once upon a time - and he's preparing the Pittsburgh offense to bombard that D. But what about the Pittsburgh D against the Minnesota O? That's the real question mark. This could very well be a shoot out. Then again, it could be exceptionally low scoring. I don't think it'll be a blow out either way. Tough one. TD chooses: Pittsburgh Steelers

And there you have it sports fans. By this time next week, we'll be smack dab in the middle of the Fall Classic. See you then. Until next I write, happy sporting...

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

3WW (Heartache, Jangle, Restless): Holy Silence

The middle-aged bishop stared down at the plain wooden coffin sitting in the small church’s main aisle, his heartache apparent in his deep blue eyes and the wrinkles of his brow. He then looked out at the congregation, a group of miners, farmers, and small-town merchants garbed in their Sunday best. He had been at the parish multiple times. To visit the friend in the box before him.

He, Albert, and his friend, Michael, attended the same seminary 30 years prior. From different dioceses, they became fast friends. They prayed together, certainly. But they also shared a love for beer and all things sports. Michael loved the Steelers and Pirates. He loved the Browns and Indians. A few of those Steelers-Browns games caused some of what the bishop might now consider reckless behavior, given that each of them had to make good on certain ‘bets’.

It was during the summer of their last year of theology that Albert received a call at his parish in North Pittsburgh. Michael told Albert he had laryngeal cancer. Albert traveled to be with his friend just outside Cleveland every other weekend. And he was there when they removed Michael’s larynx. Michael’s journey to the priesthood seemed to have been put on permanent hold.

Albert was ordained later that year; Michael attended and made it known to his skeptical friend that he would be a priest. Albert didn’t think it possible. And when, in fact, Michael met with Cleveland’s bishop, he was told that a man who couldn’t speak could not consecrate the Eucharist and therefore could not become a priest. The bishop encouraged Michael to stay involved but told him the Lord had other plans.

Michael didn’t agree. Instead he began sending letters to archdiocese around the country asking if they wanted an aspiring priest with three years of theology. Of course, he was honest about his condition. And all dioceses gave the same reply. For 25 years.

Michael nevertheless persisted. And a bishop in West Virginia – of all places – took notice. This bishop of Wheeling-Charleston decided – partially because of the lack of vocations and partially because he thought a man who wanted to be a priest should have that chance – to grant him entry. He subsequently gained entry for Michael into Mount Saint Mary’s Seminary in Maryland to finish his last year.

It was in his fourth year that he had to practice the mass. And no one had a solution to the problem that he couldn’t consecrate the Eucharist. Other than having another priest on the altar, which wasn’t a good option in a diocese where priests were at a minimum. The rector suggested that a member of the congregation could assist Father Michael until the consecration, at which point Father Michael would simply continue while praying the words silently. They tried the solution. And though odd, it seemed like it could work.

The bishop assigned Father Michael to St. John the Evangelist in Mullens, WV where Father Michael was tasked with leading a small parish of 50. And for five years, Father Michael – with the parishioners’ help – celebrated the Eucharist. Until Michael discovered his cancer had returned. It spread rapidly and killed him within weeks.

So there stood Bishop Albert looking at the congregation from his chair on the altar and readying to start the mass. He was surrounded by the bishop from the archdiocese as well as the priests from the surrounding parishes. Instead of making the sign of the cross to begin the mass, he walked from the altar and in front of the casket.

‘I would appreciate it if one among you could assist me with the mass.’

The stunned parish sat in silence for a moment. And then a young woman in a plain brown dress rose and said, ‘I’ll do the reading.’

She accompanied Albert to the altar and spoke the lines the priest would usually utter.

When it came time for the Eucharistic prayer, the woman knelt beside the altar. And Albert didn’t say a word. Instead he prayed silently and lifted first the body and then the blood of Christ to the heavens.

No bells jangled. No one made a sound. Instead, Albert listened to the undying faith the parish had in their beloved pastor. And he understood that everything is possible with God.

Monday, October 19, 2009

It's Personal: A Public Apology and Some Other Stuff...

I had a few ideas for tonight's post. Maybe something about musicals. Or about another of my friends; I haven't done a 'How I Met...' post in a while. But then it came to me; it had to be a random smattering of stuff that has made an impression on me in the past few days. Why? No reason.

And the public apology.

I woke up at 3:30 this morning. Cleo had decided to scratch herself or the crate or some haunting apparition at great length. I went into the room and stared through the crate's front door. She stared back at me like, what? Thanks Cleo.

Went to Safeway this evening to buy the food that Joseph would make for dinner. Walked across the parking lot and towards the front door. A short African woman, her head fully covered, crossed in front of a dented and dilapidated minivan. Suddenly, the driver's door opened and a rather rotund black woman yelled obscenities at the oblivious African woman. Why didn't she roll down the window to speak her mind? The plastic and electrical tape, methinks.

Literally 30 seconds later, we proceeded down the pasta aisle. What looked to be a 12 year old boy sat in a carriage while his mother spoke on the phone. Had no idea where she was planning to put the food since he more than filled the sagging carriage. Joseph shook his head and said a little too loudly, 'That's a damn shame.'

In case you haven't noticed, I generally avoid writing about work. It does no good, let me tell you. I made a mistake in this regard recently, however. Yes, the apology's coming.

Called my grandfather yesterday right after church. 'The Giants are killing me,' I hear from him. Still in the first half. We talked. I hung up. Next was Uncle Mark. 'They can't stop anything,' he explained. Indeed they could not. Called the Old Man. 'You better have some good news,' he says sometime during the third quarter. Called my brother later. 'The Giants looked like the Danbury freshman team,' he commented (paraphrased) well after the game. Danbury's 0-6. My brother's the coach.

Reading The Economist recently - a birthday gift from my mother - and am in the middle of an article about smart grids. Pretty cool stuff. I recommend investing in the up and coming technology. But that's not investment advice. Don't want to get myself in trouble.

Church was beautiful, as usual. Ended with an Ave Maria sung by the woman's choir and accompanied by the pipe organ. I sat to pray the rosary and was approached by an acquaintance who plays in the softball league. 'What are you doing here?' he asked. I chuckled and repeated the question back to him. 'Waiting to be hit by lightning,' he explained. 'I come to church about twice a year. Just randomly.' An October 19th is pretty random. 'I attend mass every Sunday,' I explained. 'Really?' he asked, surprise evident in his wide eyes. It hit me at that moment that there are so many gay men out there who want to have faith... Never mind gay men. Just people, period.

Almost ready for this apology. Almost...

Spent three hours taking the practice GMAT on Saturday. Bug-eyed afterward. Not a big fan of standardized tests. I understand the basic need, but I'm not convinced they are particularly effective.

Talked to Jared yesterday. He got married a week ago Saturday in Massachusetts. A very small wedding. And he decided on the passage from John regarding the money changers. 2:12-25. So Jared. Good talking to him after such a long time.

So, I've made Steve wait long enough. The Mets and Jets fan who relocated from New York to the Seattle area by way of Korea and God knows where else. He's the Operations Director at the company. And he reads this blog...

So, those of you who read this blog know that I posted an 'It's Personal' story just after my birthday. And within that post I made the comment, 'About 10:30 a.m. Tara comes in and tells me there's a problem with a client. That she needs to see me in Steve's office immediately. I roll my eyes. There goes my day. I exit my office and walk towards Steve's.'

After he read the post he 'demanded' an apology because I rolled my eyes. His most recent 'reminder' came by way of text on Saturday. And thus I formally offer an apology for the commentary. I rarely roll my eyes when forced to go to Steve's Cave. Nor do I just walk. Rather, I joyfully saunter - we mutually decided on the language. In fact I generally make that my first stop in the morning after I pour myself some tea.

At which point I more often than not offer condolences for the Mets' and / or Jets' latest loss(es).

And there you have a public apology and some other stuff...

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Sporting Rants and Raves: October 17, 2009

Happy 40th birthday to Mr. Ernie Els, a South African professional golfer who has been one of the top professional players in the world since the mid-1990s. Known as 'The Big Easy' Els has won the U.S. Open twice (1994 and 1997) and the The Open Championship...

In addition, a happy anniversary to The Open Championship. Played for the first time on October 17, 1860 at Prestwick Golf Club in Ayrshire, Scotland, the field consisted of 8 professionals. Willie Park Sr. came away the winner that day...

Trivia of the Week
In what year did Mr. Ernie Els win The Open Championship? Extra Credit: Which American golfer is tied for second most number of 'British Open' wins? How many did he win?

Answers to October 10's Trivia of the Week
What American city serves as the National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing's Headquarters? NASCAR's headquarters are located in Daytona Beach, Florida, although it also maintains offices in four North Carolina cities: Charlotte, Mooresville, Concord, and Conover.
Extra Credit: In what year was the National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing formed? 1947 / 1948

MLB Playoffs
Red Sox exit after closer Papelbon loses lead
Old news? Perhaps. But it must still be acknowledged that Papelbon had a 5-2 lead coming into the game in the 8th. And I'll even give him the fact that a quick single scored 2 inherited runners. With a lead extended to 2 (6-4) in the 9th, he was facing team that were 7-54 (.130) against him. And he yielded 3 runs. Good night Boston...

Dodgers Complete Sweep of Cardinals With 5-1 Win in St. Louis
Never thought the Cards would lay down and die. But that's just what they did. Now there are questions surrounding La Russa and Pujols. Methinks the Cardinals' time has come and gone.

CC Sabathia and Yankees stop Angels cold
I didn't get to watch the game. In fact, I'm glad I didn't because I get too flummoxed at this time of year. Instead, I check up on them with my crackberry and on the internet at various intervals throughout the evening. When I asked Joseph to tell me who had won, he said that the Angels had. Given that I had last seen the Yankees up 4-1, I was surprised. And then he told me he was joking. And I let him know that it wasn't funny...

Dodgers rally, beat Phils and tie NLCS at 1-all
After the Phils pull off a win, the Dodgers do the same. Except L.A. did it with a grounder that should have been caught, a bunt, a pinch-hit single, and 2 walks. While the Phils did it with HRs. Now at 1-1, we'll see which team wants it more.

Longhorns looking for revenge in Red River Rivalry
Bitter and frothing at the mouth, Texas wants the Sooners' heads on a platter. But can the Longhorns get revenge for not being in the title game last year after the season ending 3-way tie? We shall soon see. OU's up 6-0 at the moment.

TD's NFL Picks - Week 6
A few good games this week, but one you might call premiere. And it isn't even in prime time. Remove the 'New' from each and you have York v. Orleans. A new age conflict between two of the Old World's oldest foes. Who shall win this battle in the heart of Louisiana?

Houston @ Cincinnati
Anyone else surprised about Cincinnati? Nuevecuatro lighting up the field. Carson Palmer on fire. The defense shutting people down. A win against the Ravens to boot. I can't overlook them any more. Although I am concerned about a strong offense on Houston's part. Still, the Texans look porous on D. TD chooses: Cincinnati Bengals

St. Louis @ Jacksonville
If Jax does what they did last week, they may just lose. My guess is that they won't, especially after Jones-Drew's commentary. I said at the beginning of this season that St. Louis will be 0-16. I'm still pretty confident in that assessment. TD chooses: Jacksonville Jaguars

Cleveland @ Pittsburgh
Pittsburgh is not the team they were last year. They're missing something though I can't say what. And no it's not the defensive end they lost for the year. It's chemistry. Yes, you may say, but they're playing Cleveland. Without Braylon Edwards. And with a guy I'm beginning to think is a bit of a schmuck, i.e. Eric Mangini. But be very careful Pittsburgh because Cleveland still considers you an archrival, and anything can happen in that scenario. TD chooses: Pittsburgh Steelers

Baltimore @ Minnesota
The Ravens can't be happy. Hell, Lewis is getting fined right and left. They're also a game behind the Bagels. So, I think they'll come to play this Sunday. But Minnesota ain't no slouch of a team. I think the Ravens have to concentrate on getting to the QB and putting him out so that they can concentrate on the RB during the second half. But I don't think this is going to be a game that shows the Ravens defensive prowess. Quite the opposite, I think the Ravens offense better be preparing for Jared Allen and the Minnesota D. I just think Minnesota is too strong. TD chooses: Minnesota Vikings

Detroit @ Green Bay
I can see Detroit pulling this off. Really, I can. Problem is that Stafford and Johnson will most likely be limited this weekend if not out altogether. For that reason, TD chooses: Green Bay Packers

Carolina @ Tampa Bay
There's a pretty clear split in the NFC South. There are 2 teams that are good. And 2 that are bad. These 2 aren't the former. I'm not certain that Tampa has what it takes to win this game. They just aren't putting up any offense of which to speak. Carolina, meanwhile, showed some signs of life last week, even if against the Redskins. Again, I put my faith in John Fox. TD chooses: Carolina Panthers

Kansas City @ Washington
After this game, Washington will be the only team in NFL history to play 6 teams with no wins (at the time they played the team). Okay, so that's a little deceiving. They did play the Jints their first week. But after that, they played St. Louis, Detroit, Tampa Bay, and Carolina. And they're only 2-3. Wow. Now, they play Chiefs. And honestly, I don't think Washington's the better team. TD chooses: Kansas City Chiefs

Philadelphia @ Oakland
The Raiders shouldn't even be on the field until they figure out who is going to the QB of the future. Because Jamarcus ain't the guy. TD chooses: Phialdelphia Eagles

Arizona @ Seattle
The Seahawks impressed me last week. Their passing attack was on point. Their defense was swarming. And Hasselbeck was all over the place. This week, they face a much more explosive team in the Cardinals. Not to mention the fact that Arizona is in the division. So, this is a pretty big game. I say Seattle comes to play again. (And don't underestimate home field for the Hawks. It's substantial.) TD chooses: Seattle Seahawks

Tennessee @ New England
In years past, this would have been a game to watch. This year, I'm thinking not so much. What happened to Tennessee? Don't tell me they just got old. And that it's because of Haynesworth. There has to be something else. Eh, oh well. TD chooses: New England Patriots

Buffalo @ New York Jets
New York lost a heart breaker to the Dolphins last week. They can't lose another lest they fall behind the Pats. I think Buffalo can be explosive given their weapons, but they certainly haven't shown anything thus far this season. I think Ryan will have his Jets rearing to go. TD chooses: New York Jets

Chicago @ Atlanta
This is a game worthy of prime time. Two 3-1 teams - both behind undefeated teams - are vying for their respective divisions. Chicago has a well-balanced team, and Jay Cutler looks like he's coming along well. Atlanta has a potentially explosive offense; just look at the shellacking they gave to San Fran last week. Strength of schedule goes to Atlanta, but just barely. Before the season, I chose Chicago to win this game. At this moment, I have a feeling it will go the other way. TD chooses: Atlanta Falcons

Denver @ San Diego
Denver is 5-0. Denver. 5-0. Denver? 5-0? Yeah, but their schedule... Unfortunately, that doesn't work either. I'll give you the lands of Cleve and Oak. Maybe even Dallas, though they're at least competitive. But Cincinnati and New England? Cincy in the last 12 seconds. Yes, a given. And on a fluke, you might add. Yes, agree with that. So, you say, it was only New England. True. But it was still New England. And that was their most recent game. They're getting better, gaining confidence. I haven't even discussed San Diego. Wins against Oakland and Miami. Okay. Losses to Baltimore and Pittsburgh. That loss to Pittsburgh was worse than it looked. They have to learn to put together a full game. But I'm not certain Norv Turner is particularly capable. Okay, fine, I'm not a fan but TD chooses: Denver Broncos

Game of the Week
New York Giants @ New Orleans Saints
So many story lines. Eli against his dad's old team. Eli returning to the home of his youth. Shockey against his old team. A game between unbeatens. First time Eli has played in the Superdome. A meeting of two top quarterbacks in Manning and Brees. And there's even the fake one I made up top about New France and New England opposing each other once again in the New World. How 'bout the brass tacks? NY and NO have 2 of this year's best running attacks. Each also has strong passing games. So, I don't think this will be about the offense. Instead, I think the difference in the game will be on defense. Who has the better defense? I think the G-men do. Then again, you might argue that 4 of their 5 opponents haven't given them a particularly good game (Washington, Tampa, KC, Oakland) and that the one that did - Dallas - is not as good as people thought they might be. New Orleans, on the other hand, blew out Philly and beat the Jets. Not too shabby there. I think this could be quite the game. TD chooses: New York Football Giants

I've been a tad more verbose than usual on this rainy Seattle morning - now afternoon. I must be off to study. One week until the GMAT. Until next I write, happy sporting...

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

3WW (Frustrate, Indecent, Understand): Let It Be

'I don't think this is the best use of gas, Paul.'

He glanced at his elderly wife, her unkempt white hair hanging from her head like dead leaves from a dying tree. He remembered when she had auburn hair. In that electric blue dress she wore to homecoming. And the sparkling white of her wedding dress with The Long and Winding Road playing. Their song.

'We don't even know if we have enough to get back,' she complained.

'We'll be fine,' he said gruffly. Frustrated with this old woman's complaints, he turned his eyes to the gray pavement.

He swerved to avoid the debris strewn about at regular intervals on what was once the interstate. What was left of old cars littered the sides of the road. Shredded tires. Bumpers. A broken tailpipe.

'Paul, do you even know where you are?' his wife asked.

'Yeah, we're near Wallingford. See.' He pointed to what was left of a green sign that read, 'Walling'.

'You know, our house probably won't even be there when we get back. I can't understand why an 88 year old man would drive 400 miles for something so ridiculous. It's a waste of valuable gas. And we probably won't even make it back.'

'You can feel free to get out at any time, Laura,' remarked Paul.

She didn't take him up on the offer. Instead, she sat quietly as he exited the highway onto a main route.

Paul navigated the roads, avoiding fallen trees and supposedly dead power lines. More tires, car frames, and broken glass along the sides of the roads.

He had departed their small community based on hearsay and an indecent urge to hear one specific tune. Since the 'incident' he - like every other person on Earth - hadn't been able to use any electronic device. Well, what was left of them anyway. Which made this little trek all the more ridiculous.

He turned the car onto a road with what looked to be a church and multiple small shops, just as it had been described by the traveler who had visited their village.

'This is it!' he exclaimed excitedly.

'How can you be sure?'

'It's exactly as he described it.'

She rolled her eyes and shook her head disgustedly.

He pulled into a parking space next to what looked like an early 21st century Toyota. 'A Camry, Laura, look.' She didn't care.

'Can you just please get this over with?' she huffed.

He left her to sit in the car and made his way to what looked to be an old church. He grabbed the plastic bag with his treasure and opened the heavy wooden door. Upon the altar sat an older woman with salt and pepper hair.

'Hello, young man, how can I help you?'

'I've heard that you play music.'

'I do indeed, sir. And what do you have to offer a poor woman who plays music?'

He had not expected to offer anything. His hands dug into his pockets for something of value. He felt some change and an old pack of gum he had found in a vending machine on his way there.

'I have some change for you.' He moved the gum from his left to right hand and displayed the few dimes and nickels in his left hand.

'What good is change, my dear man? Please do not waste my time with such trash as money.'

Crushed, he was about to leave when she asked him what was in his left hand. He showed her the pack of spearmint gum.

'Ah, now you're talkin' sir. Any song you wish for a piece of such goodness.'

He took from the bag a record and gave it to the woman.

'A good choice indeed. I think you have gotten the best of this trade. Though I get to have a listen myself.'

She placed the record on the turntable and set the belt in motion. The only working player within 400 miles of his small village. The record's scratching filled the silence of the empty space.

The piano started. Followed by his voice. 'When I find myself in times of trouble...'

He listened intently forgetting about the old woman in the church. And the old woman in the car. He was transported back to a time before the incident. Before the trials and tribulations of life. To a time when everything seemed to make sense. A tear fell from his cheek.

And he didn't care how he was going to get back. Because he wanted to sit and listen for the rest of his short life.

Monday, October 12, 2009

It's Personal: They said they wanted Hasselbeck...

Woke up rearing to go yesterday. Called the family. Discussed how bad Danbury freshman football is. How the weather is in Connecticut. How Uncle Mark expected the G-men to do. And how the only thing better than the Yankees winning would be the Red Sox losing.

Off to the Cathedral for high mass. Love the tribute they paid to Notre Dame with the beautifully singing choir. Waited after mass until the organist ceased his playing. We clap every week.

Walked into the crisp autumn breeze and saw a few leaves pass from the surrounding trees to the ground. I've always loved that fragrance of decaying leaves. Up Madison to Boyleston. Over to Pike in front of Linda's. Changed into the new UCONN sweatshirt and a Yankees hat.

I'm not a Seahawks fan, you see. I'll generally root for them when they're not playing the Giants. But yesterday, I wanted to support the friend for whom we purchased the tickets.

Taking a step back. Joseph and I wanted to attend a game. But we like to go with friends. Well, we have a friend who's from Jacksonville; he loves the Jags. We thought it the perfect opportunity. So, we bought four tickets. In Section 106. Row F. Literally six rows from the field. The closest I've ever sat in a stadium during the regular season.

We walked down the hill and underneath Nordstrom's to catch the relatively newly implemented light rail. Pretty easy way to travel. But no parking down south. Love the planning that goes into these things. Went from Westlake to the Stadiums. Made our way inside and watched warm-ups. Sitting in the sun at field level. Awesome seats. Waiting for a good game.

The first time Jacksonville had ever played in Qwest. The last time they were here, the Seahawks were playing in Huskies Stadium.

We got a few beers. Watched as neither team did much. Watched the scoreboard and saw that the Giants had demolished the Raiders. A Bagel win floored me. I thought the Cowboys would give one away. Saw the Browns and Bills in the Toilet Bowl. Et cetera.

Seattle scored with 6:19 remaining in the first. A field goal. And then another midway through the second. Jacksonville drove down to the Hawks' two. My friend turned to me and said, 'Jack's goin for it.' I shook my head and said they should take the points. In the end, Jack went for it and didn't get it. Though I can't say the three points would have changed much in the end.

After that, the Jags didn't get that close to the Hawks end zone until 14:01 in the fourth at which point it was 41-0. The worst loss the Jags have had since I was a freshman in college. And the best shutout for the Hawks since I was in the second grade.

The fans surrounding us were all sorts of happy. But my friend looked a tad shell-shocked. Not exactly upset. The anger had worn off some time in the third quarter when he realized that this game was just a fluke, a complete lemon.

And thus, I watched my fourth NFL game in the best seats I'd ever had. Not the greatest game I've seen. To tell the truth, it was one of the worst I've seen whether on television or in person.

And yet, it was still a great time. Why? Because of a text the old man sent during the game: 'Red sucks lost in 9th. Papbum blew 2 run lead. HOORAY!'

New York Football Giants win. Red Sox swept. And Yankees sweep. All in the same day.

HOORAY!

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Sporting Rants and Raves: October 10, 2009

Happy 35th birthday to Mr. Dale Earnhardt Jr. the professional race car driver and son of legendary driver Dale Earnhardt Sr. Although he has dropped off a tad since the early 2000s, Dale can still be a force with whom to be reckoned as evident in his 2 'Top Fives' this year.

Trivia of the Week
What American city serves as the National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing's Headquarters? Extra Credit: In what year was the National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing formed?

Answers to October 3's Trivia of the Week
Name the major championship Couples won. Extra Credit: Which university did Couples attend?
I defer to Uncle Mark for this week's response: Fred Couples won the 1992 Masters and he attended the University of Houston and roomed with the sports caster Jim Nantz.

MLB Playoffs
Punchless Red Sox on brink of elimination
They had their run, these men in sox of red. They made it to the playoffs this year on the coattails of the legacy they've written for themselves this past decade. And because the likes of Texas and Seattle among others couldn't find a way to win late in the season when it mattered. I won't believe it until I see the last out of the third LA win, but I do believe their time has passed...

La Russa shakes up lineup for Game 3
An odd predicament for these St. Louis Cardinals. Their 2 losses were rather unexpected, especially with such a strong team. They can come back - more so than I think the Red Sox can - but Torre is rather good as closing the door and nailing it shut with this kind of momentum. Usually...

Game 3 in Denver postponed, and Pedro Martinez out
At 1-1 the Rockies-Phils series seems the most interesting of the bunch. Snow has postponed tonight's game, but they'll be at it again after the zamboni has done its work in Denver. I think the Phils will take this in the end. But they better not look past these Rockies.

Teixeira & A-Rod power Yankees past Twins
Most of you know that I am a Yankees fan. Always have been and most likely always will be. And yet, I cannot in good conscience agree with the egregious call made that favored the Yanks last evening. The ball was clearly fair. And it more than likely affected the outcome of the game. That said, the Twins still left a lot of runs on the bases. More than the Yanks did. And they lost a squeaker because of it, when they could have won by quite a few. Based on that game, I think New York has this pretty much wrapped against Minnesota. Bring on the Angels...

Fleury says he was sexually abused by junior coach
This story sickens me for multiple reasons. First, an adult in whom a boy trusted took advantage of the trust and caused permanent harm. This unconscionable act is a blow to leaders of children everywhere. Second, this junior coach has caused problems for all gay men. As I heard some say in the seminary, homosexuality and pedophilia seem two sides of the same coin, and this story allows for the blurring of that line even more so for those many ignorant men and women who refuse to see the difference.

TD's NFL Picks - Week 5
A quarter of the season has passed. New Orleans, Indianapolis, Denver, Minnesota, and the New York Giants are 4-0. A few obvious surprises. Others, not so much...

Cincinnati @ Baltimore
Cincinnati's better than expected. At 3-1, they are tied with Baltimore for the AFC North. Nuevecuatro is playing well. Carson Palmer is on fire. Baltimore better not come in thinking this is an easy win. And I don't think they will. After a tough loss to New England, Harbaugh will have them ready. I think the Ravens D wins this one. TD chooses: Baltimore Ravens

Cleveland @ Buffalo
Cleveland played Cincy tough last week. Probably because they replaced Quinn. And they got a few offensive things happening. Buffalo is a weird team that can't seem to get out of their own way, as is usual for them. So, I think this game will be closer than people might expect. I'll go with Cleveland in an upset to end their 10-game losing streak. Now, watch T.O. have a breakout performance. TD chooses: Cleveland Browns

Washington @ Carolina
Ugh. Who cares? Washington has beaten 2 winless teams. And they lost to Detroit. Carolina hasn't won at all. And they don't look like they're on track to win many. Yet, I think John Fox will prep them to win this one against a seemingly clueless Jim Zorn. TD chooses: Carolina Panthers

Pittsburgh @ Detroit
Pittsburgh at 2-2 sits a game behind the Bagels and Ravens. I'm certain Mike Tomlin isn't thrilled about that. And I think the Steelers know that. So, I say the Steelers will go into Detroit and wallop the Lions, especially since the Lions will most likely be missing their starting QB. TD chooses: Pittsburgh Steelers

Dallas @ Kansas City
I think Dallas will most likely win this game because Kansas City isn't very good. But not because Dallas is good. In an article I recently read, Cowboys LB Bradie James said, 'OK, where are we? What is our identity?' And interestingly enough, I think this is the Cowboys' problem at the moment. With their new palace in Dallas, they are the epitome of NFL royalty. But they have a down-home gun slinging kid leading their team. Whereas last year, they were the most hated team in the NFL with T.O., Pacman, and Tank, this year they have no thing to unite them. Instead, they're flailing and wondering who they are. I'll tell you who they are. A talented team with little chemistry and a coach who knows how to manage but not how to lead. TD nevertheless chooses: Dallas Cowboys

Oakland @ New York Giants
Oakland is just terrible. Jamarcus won't last much longer in this league. With a lesser coach than Coughlin, this could be a trap game. But I don't think it will be. Eli may even be able to take the 4th quarter off and rest his plantar fasciitis. TD chooses: New York Football Giants

Tampa Bay @ Philadelphia
Philly scares me a tad with their potential talent. Scares me only because the Jints still gotta play em. As for this week, I think they'll handle Tampa. Primarily because Tampa is bad. Maybe they should wear their throw back unis. TD chooses: Philadelphia Eagles

Minnesota @ St. Louis
Minnesota has a short week, but Favre's on fire. As well as the defense - see Jared Allen. St. Louis? Umm, yeah. TD chooses: Minnesota Vikings

Atlanta @ San Francisco
This has become an interesting matchup. With Gore out, Atlanta has an advantage as they have already allowed 312 rushing yards in 3 games. But San Fran has a defensive advantage overall with arguably the best LB in Willis. And given the Falcons' troubles with running the ball, it is altogether possible that San Fran will have been able to plan for the Ryan passing attack. At this point, Singletary's 49ers have shown me quite a bit. For that reason, TD chooses: San Francisco 49ers

Houston @ Arizona
Dunno. Plain and simple no idea. And it's because Arizona hasn't found their legs yet. It's almost as if they've forgotten how to play offense. Houston, meanwhile, has the ability to strike at any time. But they haven't been doing such a great job of it either. On the defensive front, Arizona is showing signs of life; Houston can show signs of life but hasn't. And so I'm back to the original dilemma. TD flips a coin and chooses: Houston Texans

New England @ Denver
Is it just me or does anyone else think it's really strange that Denver's 4-0? There's no doubt that Mike Nolan has done a great job with the defense. And that Orton is playing efficient football. But it still doesn't smell right. I personally think New England will come in a uncover that smell. Don't get me wrong, I think it could be a good game. But the master has what it takes to bring down the student. TD chooses: New England Patriots

Jacksonville @ Seattle
I will have the honor of watching this one in person tomorrow. And I'm pretty sure that Jacksonville will take it to them. Because they're hot, at the moment. Because Hasselbeck is still questionable. And because Seattle isn't altogether impressive this year. TD chooses: Jacksonville Jaguars

Indianapolis @ Tennessee
I know Indy is 4-0. I know Tennessee is 0-4. But something about this game makes me think that the unusual can happen. Perhaps the Titans won't win - Manning is playing unbelievably well - but they'll make a game of it on the national stage. Jeff Fisher isn't the longest tenured coach in the NFL for nothing. I'll bet on this outcome. TD chooses: Indianapolis Colts

Miami @ New York Jets
The New York Jets lost rather convincingly to the Saints last week. The Bills did the same to the Dolphins. So, now we have an interesting matchup between 2 rivals on the national stage. Sanchez comes off his worst game as a pro, but also against a much better team than Miami. The Dolphins have lost their leader and are relying on Chad Henne against a defensive wiz in Rex Ryan. After all is said and done, I think it'll be NY. TD chooses: New York Jets

There you have another week of Sporting Rants and Raves. Until next I write, happy sporting...

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

3WW (Fallow, Limit, Vocal): Vibrant Night

He sits on the faded cranberry-colored picnic table staring out at the fallow land with its dull mustard hue. Impotent memories wash over him like warm salt water. How he raped that young girl. When he stood as Godfather at his nephew’s baptism. When he shoved a knife through that poor dog’s throat. And how he caressed his beautiful wife while making love to her.

The sunset might be beautiful on another day; the pumpkin orange blending with the deep blackberry purple in the northern sky. Instead he sees his mother’s bruises against her bronze Mediterranean skin as she practices the vocal she will perform in church. He feels a tear but makes no effort to wipe it away.

His chocolate lab comes trotting across the lawn and sits beside him. There’s no limit to the abuse the dog will take. As opposed to his wife who left him 40 years ago. ‘Has it been that long?’ he wonders to himself. And shakes his head with a blend of nostalgia and disgust. He pops a few more pain killers. Takes a swig of his vodka tonic. ‘That oughta do it,’ he says to the dog. To God. To whomever might be listening.

Night falls and rinses the vibrant colors from his memory.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

A Wicked Cake

I give to you a rare Tuesday post. Yesterday, I spoke about how I wished I had a picture of the cake we had for my birthday. Today, I got my wish...

Monday, October 5, 2009

It's Pesonal: Two to the Fifth

I take a break from the 'You Decide' post to bring you a heartfelt thank you for all the gifts and birthday wishes that you - my friends and family - bestowed on me.

I finished some work last Thursday evening. A little after 10:30 p.m. Ready for bed. Checked Facebook one last time. Saw a 'Happy Birthday' from Joseph's mother. My firsth birthday wish. It was the second in Memphis after all. I went to bed...

I woke to Joseph saying, 'Who's the birthday boy?' I smiled. He asked again in that tourettical way he has. Over and over. But I still smiled. Because I like my birthday.

I let the dogs out as is the norm and made my way back to the room just in time to hear my phone buzzing against the side table. 'Mom Cell' it read. 'Happy Birthday' she exclaimed. The first of the east coasters. She revealed that she had already purchased a subscription to The Economist for me. Great gift.

Into the shower and then out of the shower. I get out of the shower and find a gift bag next to the bed. I open it to find a Yankees hoodie. Awesome.

I was putzing in the kitchen when I heard the phone. The older white folks asking how the weather is. And wishing me a happy birthday.

Into the home office and on the computer. Wishes from Chris, Meno, Rusty, Heidi, Andy, Matt, Holden, Jeff, Jessica, Peanut, Josh, Kathleen, Jeremy, Jeff, Todd, Eminent, JM, Denny, Sean, Dawn, Ly, Abbie, Tony, Jonny, Joanne, Priscilla, Chris, Mike, and Uncle Dennis. In that order. Oh, and Robert, Pat, and Jean responded to my note of thanks.

Checked email. There was Uncle Mark's birthday email.

And another from a guy named David we met in Cancun.

A good start.

Off to work in the Impala. The usual morning. I told no one it was my birthday. Just walked around with a bit more bounce in my step wearing the Yankees hoodie with a matching hat.

About 10:30 a.m. Tara comes in and tells me there's a problem with a client. That she needs to see me in Steve's office immediately. I roll my eyes. There goes my day. I exit my office and walk towards Steve's. Only to be stopped by Tara outside a nearby conference room. Inside sat the department. All 15 or so. With a cake and a card. Awesome.

Got a text from my brother wishing me a happy birthday. From him, my sister-in-law, and my Goddaughter.

The rest of the day flew. Meetings and such. One where there were myriad Smarties. My favorite candy since childhood. Quite the sugar high by the time I left. And I left early.

The old man called too. Left a message. Sang happy birthday as he always does.

Got off work. Went home and relaxed. Waiting for Joseph to arrive so we could go out to dinner and the show. Joseph arrives and orders me back into the home office. Obviously maneuvering whatever gift he's purchased for me. He asks me if I'm going to take a shower before we leave. I say yes and do. Out of the shower in shorts and a t-shirt. Kinda too cold for that this time of year, but Joseph can't wait to show me what he got. I begin the short journey down the hallway and into the kitchen. But before a step to a place where I might see something, Joseph tells me to close my eyes. I do. And then he leads me into the kitchen. Turns me around. And I see what he's purchased.

Multiple bottles of different shapes and sizes. All beer. I've recently discovered that I like beer like others like wine or coffee or cheese or tea. I can taste subtle differences. Joseph got bottles from Russia, Japan, Ethiopia, Croatia, Germany, Belgium, Ireland, and elsewhere. Altogether more than 20 separate bottles. One of the most original and best presents I've received. Not to mention a gift certificate to Amazon. And to Valentine's, a gentleman's 'salon' in North Seattle that gives great haircuts, straight-razor shaves, and the like. A good place.

We dressed and made our way back into the city. Picked up a friend and went to the Taphouse Grill. 160 beers on tap. I started with a Weihenstephaner Korbinian. A German Doppelbock. Awesome. Had another beer called Coyote Moon Brown in honor of my Native American friend. Had a good showing at dinner. About 15 people. Food wasn't bad either.

Then came the cake. Of course, there had to be a cake. But then I saw the cake. It was a lime green. And atop it sat a black hat the likes of which a witch might wear. It wasn't so much of a coincidence that I was going to see Wicked immediately following dinner. Honestly, this cake deserved to be on one of those cake challenges on food network. And our friend who made it - Becki - happens to be an operations manager where Joseph works... in a lab. I just hope that she does this in her spare time because she is REALLY good at it. I hope we got a picture. But I can't say for sure.

Went off to the show. Great show. If you haven't and you like to read, read the book. Well, first you should read The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. Then you should read Wicked. Then rewatch the original movie. Then go see the play. Sheesh, I almost feel like I'm giving an assignment. But if you do it in this order, I think you'll get the most out of it. Unless you think in a stream of consciousness in which case you should try to do all four simultaneously and see what happens.

Left the show and made our way up to Purr. Not overly crowded. Saw a few more friends. Upstairs to have a few drinks as well as the seemingly required shot or two to finish off a birthday. Soon, it was approaching 1:30 and it was time to call it an evening. Joseph, well enough to drive, got us to Jack in the Box for some ill-advised vittles. We feel asleep on our respective couches surrounded by the pooches and didn't wake until the next morning.

Overall, a good birthday, this one that sees me at two to the fifth years old.

Again, many thanks to all of you for making it so...

An epilogue. Received a box at work today with a Giants and UCONN hat. A UCONN sweatshirt. A Yankees Divisional Championship t-shirt. A card that plays the Monday Night Football theme. And an actual Yankees jersey. Number 25 Mark Teixeira. The old man's work. You can be certain that I'll be wearing that come Friday.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Sporting Rants and Raves: October 3, 2009

Happy 50th Birthday to Mr. Freddy Couples, an American pro golfer who competes on the PGA Tour. Born in Seattle, WA, Couples learned how to golf at the nearby Jefferson Park golf course. He rose to prominence in the early '90s with his one and only major championship.

Trivia of the Week
Name the major championship Couples won. Extra Credit: Which university did Couples attend?

Answers to September 26's Trivia of the Week
Serena and Venus own part of this NFL franchise. Miami Dolphins
Extra Credit: In which year did Serena turn pro? 1995

Today in Sports History
It was 58 years ago today that Bobby Thompson hit the 'Shot Heard Round the World'. The 'Shot' won the New York Giants the pennant against the Brooklyn Dodgers.

Hughes’ TD run in OT give Notre Dame a 37-30 win
The CEO of our company is a huge Notre Dame fan. And then you have multitudes of UW fans in the office. That amounted to significant smack talk this past week. Well, I'll give it to the Huskies for showing up in South Bend today. They gave Notre Dame a run for their money. Interesting that this is the fourth time in the past four games that the Irish won in the final 60 seconds.

Cuddyer homers to lift Twins over Royals
Could this limp to the finish for the Tigers and the Twins be any more excruciatingly mediocre? This race should have finished about a month ago. Instead, it will go to the final day. And only Tigers, Twins, and Yankees fans care.

NHL Season Begins
Yeah, I don't have much to say about this. Go Whalers!

And now for...
TD's NFL Picks - Week 4
Let the byes - and the fantasy nightmare - begin...

Detroit @ Chicago
Detroit wins its first game since 2007. Woo hoo! I think it shows that they're improving. And how bad Washington really is. I don't think they're going to pull anything like that off at Soldier Field. TD chooses: Chicago Bears

Cincinnati @ Cleveland
The first Battle of Ohio in 2009. Cleveland's changing QBs. But I'm not sure how much that's going to help. Hopefully, they can get it to Edwards with more consistency, but I don't think he'll be any kind of savior. Meanwhile, the Bagels are playing with more cream cheese than they have in recent years. NueveCuatro seems to have a spark. TD chooses: Cincinnati Bengals

Oakland @ Houston
Whatever I saw from Oakland on their opening night seems to have vanished into the ether. The concentration on basics just isn't the answer for Russell's terrible play. And Houston has a QB and receivers that make plays. TD chooses: Houston Texans

Seattle @ Indianapolis
Before the season began, I had the Seachickens winning this one. Now that we're three games in with Hasselbeck hurt and Indy playing inspired football, TD chooses: Indianapolis Colts

Tennessee @ Jacksonville
Jacksonville came back and played a good game last week against the Texans. A surprise to me. Which means they have a chance. What has happened to the Titans, I can't say. Other than the fact that they've faced the Steelers, Texans, and Jets. They risk falling way behind the Colts if they don't win this one. TD chooses: Tennessee Titans

New York Giants @ Kansas City Chiefs
A perfect trap game for the Jints, though from what I've seen Coughlin is pretty good at ensuring that people don't get too comfortable. TD chooses: New York Football Giants

Baltimore @ New England
Here you have 1 of 3 games that I can't decide. Baltimore's off to a good start. Flacco looks better. The D is doing what they do. New England isn't operating on all cylinders. Brady seems to be a little off. The defense is not as good as it once was. In my opinion, there's one guy that could put New Enlgland over the top this weekend, if he plays. Wes Welker. He's the guy Brady finds when there's no one else. And that could make the difference. At this point, Welker's questionable. Who do I choose? TD chooses: Baltimore Ravens

Tampa Bay @ Washington
The 'who cares' game of the week. This one promises to be a bit of a sleeper. So I won't waste time on it. TD chooses: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Buffalo @ Miami
Chad Pennington may have seen his last snap as a professional football player. Too bad. And somewhat sad. Miami, of course, didn't rely entirely on Pennington at QB with their Wildcat offense. But, they lost a heck of a leader. That's what I think will lose them this game. TD chooses: Buffalo Bills

New York Jets @ New Orleans
Here's the second game I can't choose. Thus far, I've chosen against the Jets every week, thinking that someone will bring them back to earth. But it hasn't been happening. Does New Orleans have the ability to do it? With their offense, yes. With their defense? Not so much. Well, I promised last week that I would go with the Jets if they won. So, TD chooses: New York Jets

Dallas @ Denver
Denver has beaten Cincinnati on a ridiculous last second play, Cleveland, and Oakland. This does not impress me at all. I still don't think they're very good. Dallas, however, always has that ability to be explosive on both offense and defense. I say they bring it even on a short week. TD chooses: Dallas Cowboys

St. Louis @ San Francisco
How bout them Niners? Singletary has them playing well. Spags still has a lot of work ahead of him in Ram country. Not to mention they lost one of their few wide receivers to injury for the remainder of the year. TD chooses: San Francisco 49ers

San Diego @ Pittsburgh
This is an interesting game between teams that have a bit of history. San Diego has some good offensive weapons. And they have a decent defense. Pittsburgh has home field, a good defense (though obviously weaker with Polamalu out), and a decent offense. I think home field makes a difference in this one. And Tomlin will have the Steelers ready after that loss to the Bagels last week. TD chooses: Pittsburgh Steelers

Green Bay @ Minnesota
And here's the third. The first meeting of the rivals with Favre on the other side. Yes, Favre has a sore foot, but that won't stop him from playing. Let's not forget Peterson as well, who could very well be the star of the show. Green Bay, however, has a reason to play this with everything they have. To stick it to the guy who wanted so badly to play for the rival. The question is who comes out victorious. TD chooses: Minnesota Vikings

There you have it, sports fans. Chalk another one up. Until next I write, happy sporting...