Sunday, October 24, 2010

Text Me Out 2 teh Ballgame

G1

JT: Startin early. Their goin down.
Me: 7 games, my friend.
JT: JHam's gonna beet ur ass.
Me: We'll see.
[Pause]
Brother1: I was afraid of that.
Me: Me too. Jham's gonna beat our ass.
Brother1: Prolly
[Pause]
Old Man: Ardo sux.
Me: Guessing u mean ARod?
Old Man: he sxu
[Pause]
GK: cant decide if i want fils or jints w tx. ill say jints.
Me: I'll agree w jints. Leave football to tx.
GK: not this yr homey.
[Pause]
Brother2: How much does arod make? Really?
Me: I know. Ridiculous.
Brother2: This isnt even Lee.
Me: I know. Scary
[Pause]
JT: Yankees suck.
Me: Seen the Red Sox playin lately?
JT: Yankees scuk!
Me: Thought so...
[Pause]
TS: Yay Ranger bullpen.
Me: Yay!
[Pause]
Old Man: Go Yank! ARod stil sux
Me: Go Yanks!
[Pause]
JT: got lucky
Me: Ill take luck
[Pause]
Brother2: Whens Lee pitchin?
Me: Dunno, but we won tonite
Brother2: 3 games to go

G2
JT: They aint comin back tonite.
Me: I never count em out.
JT: Start countin
[Pause]
Brother1: Where the hell r the bats?
Me: Think they left em in NY.
[Pause]
DD: Hope ur not standin near a cliff.
Me: I'd punch him if he were a Lee.
DD: HA!
[Pause]
Uncle: Not looking good.
Me: If only Robbie could always be up.
Uncle: If only.
[Pause]
Me: What do you think?
Old Man: dont want2 talk abot it
[Pause]
GK: tx is beatin the !@#$ outta you
Me: You mean the Yanks?
GK: yep
Me: Not me.
GK: same diff
[Pause]
Mom: Sorry they lost.
Me: No ur not.
Mom: Ur right Im not :)

G3
JT: Your goin down
Me: I know
JT: Lee's gonna piledrive them
Me: Prolly
[Pause]
Brother2: The night the scares me
Me: Me 2
[Pause]
GK: lol. i think he'll go all 9.
Me: Im guessing 8. Theyll use the closer.
GK: Good idea, get him some rest.
[Pause]
Me: Ugh
Old Man: Bunh of pansies
[Pause]
DD: Do you need therapy?
Me: Umm... No... Thx
DD: Just checkin
Me: Thanks for the concern
[Pause]
JT: Even better than I thoght
[Pause]
Brother2: I was afraid of that.
Me: Not like it's a surprise.
Brother2: Whose pitchin tomorrow?
Me: Burnett
Brother2: Uh oh
Me: Yep

G4
Me: Why would they start AJ?
Old Man: Girard doesnt no what hes doing
[Pause]
GK: wanna c a bloodbath
Me: U prolly will
GK: tough to come back from 3-1
Me: Yep
[Pause]
JT: FOUL!!
Me: No idea
JT: Not a hr
Me: Not wathing the game
JT: Good thing there's replay
Me: Ok
[Pause]
Brother2: Thought Berkman had it.
Me: Heard it was foul.
Brother2: Yeah, sux. We need a break.
Me: Yep
[Pause]
DD: yay molina
Me: I don't think he's on the Yanks.
DD: nope
Me: Woohoo [sarcasm]
DD: yay [not sarcasm] ;p
[Pause]
Brother1: We're in deep doodoo
Me: You can say that again
Brother1: We're in deep doodoo
[Pause]
JT: 1 away
Me: But the sox arent in it
JT: But the yankess are
[Pause]
Uncle: I can't watch em anymore
Me: Not lookin good
Uncle: Football season
Me: Go Giants!
Uncle: That could still be a baseball thing
Me: True

G5
JT: Ready to lose?
Me: Not with cc
JT: They only need 1
Me: Not tonite
[Pause]
Brother1: That's the way they need to hit
Me: Yep, finally
[Pause]
GK: cc cant save you
Me: No, but Mo can
GK: ur goin down
Me: Not tonite
[Pause]
Me: They found the bats
Old Man: to littel too lat
[Pause]
Me: Wish they could play like this all the time
Uncle: Me too
[Pause]
Mom: I'm happy for you
Me: Really?
Mom: For you, yes. For me, no.
Me: Lol

G6
JT: Redy to lose?
Me: Ready as ill ever be
[Pause]
Brother2: Ugh
Me: It's just 1
Brother2: Just wish the yanks could hit
Me: Me too
[Pause]
GK: ur gonna lose ur gonna lose
Me: Won't even qualify that w a response. Oh wait, just did...
GK: get the ref?
Me: No crying in baseball, got it
[Pause]
Brother1: 1-1 still a chance
Me: Always hope
[Pause]
JT: DONE!
Me: Ain't heard no fat lady...
[Pause]
GK: say gnite gracie
[Pause]
Old Man: They scuk ardo sux cant hit nothnt
[Pause]
DD: Thank God
[Pause]
Mom: Sorry, honey
Me: Really?
Mom: Nah :)

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